Satan's Hellpit

I have

been listening to Iced Earth ALL DAY.

OhhhmyGod.

Fuck New Yorkers.

How do I know that I miss school?

I’m reading a textbook for fun.

Switching gears.

So I was about to make a post saying how weird it is that it was 11:30 AM on a Saturday and I hadn’t gotten any calls at work. Usually by that time I would have gotten around 5 or 6!

And then halfway through typing the post the phone rang. Then it rang again no fewer than 2 seconds after I hung up.

I guess I jinxed it, is what I’m trying to say.

“I’ve seen every episode of Metalocalypse, so I know all about metal!”

Three things:

1) No you don’t.

2) Fuck you.

3) Go to Hell.